Baseball

Hit, Run, Stare, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, OUT!

Men wearing pants that are way to tight (no one wants to see)

Running around in squares

Coaches watch with a careful eye

Hit, Run, Stare, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, OUT!

Getting paid way more then they deserve

Screaming Fans, laugh and cheer

Eating Hot Dogs and Pretzels until they can’t move

Hit, Run, Stare, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, OUT!