Baseball
Hit, Run, Stare, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, OUT!
Men wearing pants that are way to tight (no one wants to see)
Running around in squares
Coaches watch with a careful eye
Hit, Run, Stare, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, OUT!
Getting paid way more then they deserve
Screaming Fans, laugh and cheer
Eating Hot Dogs and Pretzels until they can’t move
Hit, Run, Stare, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, Hit, Run, Stare, Catch, OUT!